Zombie haiku, plus last-day warning for the contest!

Posted on February 16, 2009

A friend of a friend got the best gift ever for Valentine’s Day: a book of zombie haiku. A few samples:

You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.

Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
the skull is feisty.

Getting trampled on
used to eventually kill you.
Now it just annoys.

I keep saying “brains.”
I remember other words,
but I just need one.

Nothing hurts me now.
Normally the screwdriver
wouldn’t have gone there.

You have one day left to enter the first STARGAZER contest! A new contest (and prize) will be announced tomorrow, along with our first winners –

14 Responses to “Zombie haiku, plus last-day warning for the contest!”

  1. Anonymous

    ????????

    When will you announce the winners of the first contest??????? I WANT TO WIN!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

    Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
    Hannah!!!!!! :)

    Reply
  2. izapi

    YAAAH! That’s a gift that rocks! Hmmm…I think I’m gonna buy it for a friend who’s as fascinated of Zombie movies as I’m.

    Reply
  3. Anonymous

    OOPS!

    Hehe! I see when the winners are announced! I just didn’t read! LOL!

    Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
    Hannah!!!!!!!!!! :)

    Reply
  4. Anonymous

    EEEEK!

    I’M SO EXCITED! I CAN’T SIT STILL!!!!!!!!!!

    Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
    Hannah!!!!!! :)

    Reply

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