I just got this in e-mail from a friend, and — unlike 99.99% of all mass internet forwards I have ever received — it made me smile.
“Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said:’No!’ And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, shopping (again), drank red wine, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t let herself go, traveled more, had many lovers, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous and was pleasant all the time.
*The End*
Here’s to living pleasantly.”
don’t forget…she also had all the blankets.
Having all the hot water is a goal to strive for.
And the remote was hers to wield as she saw fit!